ONCE YOU START READING YOU CANT STOP. OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE BY A FAIRY BUTTERFLY CIGAR SMOKING PIRATE.
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL NAMED BITCH. AND BITCH DECIDED TO SURF THE INTERNET AND TELL PEOPLE 3 IMPORTANT THINGS.
1-ROSES ROTTED IN MY VAGINA
2-A RAT GAVE BIRTH TO A SNAIL
3-MY DADDY INJECTED HIMSELF INTO A GOAT.
IF YOU DONT SAY THESE TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERWEBZ, YOU WILL DIE BY THE MAGIC FAIRY BUTTERFLY CIGAR SMOKING PIRATE.